1. Are you sure you put your sex on properly this morning? - Helene Cixous



First things first: No penises were harmed in the making of this exhibition. Disclaimers aside, to pretend 


that the title, subject matter, and exclusivity of this show don’t lend themselves to a specific category of 


critique would be naïve, but let me set your mind at ease: these aren’t the kind of penises that have men 


attached to them. This is a show about symbolic objects and foreign concepts. It’s as much Joseph Kosuth 


as it is some kind of bizarro Dinner Party. 


That being said, I would like to suggest that the reason for separatism in the case of this exhibition 


is not so much political as it is curatorial- that is, someone with a penis actually attached to them might be 


too close to the subject matter to really deal with memory. And memory is the seed; pardon the wordplay, of 


this experiment, not mimicry, and certainly not mockery. Memory, by virtue of its subjective imperative, 


exists against essentialism. There are no Platonic penises here, no essentialised masculinity represented by 


the Eternal Phallus. No, there are just a bunch of idiosyncratic dicks, a lot of them flaccid, and none of them 


functional. In other words, it’s not you, it’s us. 



2. Each sex has a relation to madness. Every desire has a relation to madness. But it would seem that one 


desire has been taken as wisdom, moderation, truth, leaving to the other sex the weight of madness that 


cannot be acknowledged or accommodated.


- Luce Irigary



In this media moment, where more and more screens confront us, more and more subjectivities, 


more and more interpolations, the phallic gaze is a redundancy. Once the gaze is identified, deconstructed, 


reconstructed, appropriated, re-deployed, critiqued, and internalized, the circle closes. The female body, so 


long the site of battle for representation and inscription of meaning, has become an equal opportunity 


commodity, both sacred and profane. The camera is no longer a substitute for the phallus. They are one and 


the same. 


 Conversely, the penis seems so antithetical to the phallic logic of contemporary image culture 


because the phallus has been separated from anatomical specificity and only given power insofar as its 


proximity and relationship to the female body. Maybe that’s the root of the anxiety surrounding mistaken or 


questionable female identity; from the meta-mediated scandals surrounding Caster Semenya and Lady 


Gaga to your average run-of-the-mill hate crimes. If a woman has a penis, she cannot empower the phallus, 


and the power given to her was done so deceitfully- the horror. 


Meanwhile the penis, no longer upheld as the material manifestation of power, is an image and 


symbol given short shrift. Now proximity to a penis isn’t necessary for validation within patriarchal/phallic 


logic, just proximity to a camera. There’s a reason that the MPAA has a special connotation of specifically 


male nudity, called graphic nudity. The desire and fear that have surrounded the female body for eons have 


now been translated into the complex and obscenely lucrative underpinnings of commodity fetishism, 


leaving the penis as the final frontier of the female gaze. The phallic gaze recoils from the penis, and in that 


space is the exciting possibility of a visual language where symbol, object, and meaning are still undiluted 


and full of possibility. 



3. I confess: I have a female thing. Or maybe I have a “thing” about the female thing, or about things female, 


but as a female, I don’t see how you can avoid it- this thing that makes women different from men. It’s pretty 


much the defining feature of the female condition. 


-Laura Kipnis



Since this is a show of all female artists that also deals with body parts, it’s probably a moot point to 


address any questions regarding feminism. There is no one feminism to which we can all agree, after all, 


and this exhibition doesn’t really hinge on the participants possessing a working knowledge of feminist art 




What it does hinge on is the idea that inside every woman’s mind, there is a penis. No matter how 


many factors of life might be defined by sexual difference, each woman possesses the memory, the image, 


and the impression of the Other. And at this particular moment, when an image is readily accepted as more 


valid than its subject (see: Photoshop), that’s kind of a big deal. The prevailing wisdom in some sectors is 


that we, as a globalized culture with noted under-developed exceptions and given a future without any truly 


apocalyptic scenarios, are becoming more and more digitized, merging more with our avatars and 


enhancements as they gradually subsume our mammalian sense-world of pheromones, pores, hair, and 


humors. Within this prevailing, nuanced, and loaded iconography, there will no doubt be new hierarchies 


based on data quality, and some new economy of power. Until then, we can chase the slippage allowed by 


the penis in our minds. 



4. Audrey II: Feed me!


Seymour: Does it have to be human?


Audrey II: Feed me!


Seymour: Does it have to be mine?




Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?


- Little Shop of Horrors



These are not violent images. Even if they don’t engender desire per se, they don’t infer 


dismemberment either. These penises sprang forth from the mind’s eye like Athena. They were made, not 


taken. If there is a castrating impulse, then it is in the camera, with its shutter snap and flash. The camera’s 


goal is possession and re-framing; not so in the case of the hand-made. As things become high-


definition, more real than real, the most violent gestural mark making cannot compare to the cruel 


verisimilitude of digitally created abject bodies.


So what is the message, other than a show-and-tell of phantom limbs? It could be read as a kind of 


giddy, jubilant, somewhat quixotic hypothetical: What if sexual difference ceased to be? Not in actual 


biological terms, but in the collective cultural unconscious, the brave new image world? Without struggle 


over the phallus, without those particular dynamics of supply-and-demand, how would we structure 


ourselves?  Could we really throw out the rulebook and try again? It’s a speculative fiction, a rhetorical 


essay. For now.



5. We’ll have to knit or stitch a claw


We’ll have to drop the guns to draw


We’ll have to learn to read the letter aloud


To mum, to mum


We’re so proud


-Tracy + The Plastics